viollets:

Then why’d you say all that stuff about winning the breakup?

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chewbacca:

Goodbye Drogo…I SHAVED!

Goodbye DROGO, AQUAMAN, DECLAN, BABA!  I’m shaving this beast off, it’s time to make a change.  A change for the better…for my kids, for your kids, the world.  Let’s make a positive change for the health of our planet.  Let’s clean up our oceans and our land.  Join me on this journey.  Let’s make a switch to INFINITELY RECYCLABLE aluminum.  Water in cans, NOT plastic. — Aloha J

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erdsthenerds:

ultramarineblues:

sparklinganxiety:

patrickdiomedes:

graceking:

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

Here are some more good ones

LET ME ABS O R B

@diseonfire here have some more

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

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darlingsuggestionn:

concept: we’re stuck in a blizzard at home, curled up under blankets with mugs of  hot chocolate warming our hands.  i lay my head on your chest, sleep taking over me. all i can think is that i love you.

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amysantriago:

Raymond Holt: an emotional rollercoaster.

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hehthar:

averyboneyguy:

carnival-phantasm:

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

:/

Originally posted by usedpimpa

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thirteenisbanksy:

sapphicamydunne:

“Once you become an adult your acne will clear up!”

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amez-santiago:

Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

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girlwholovesturtles:

infraredarmy:

fatpinocchio:

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

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lexa-kom-skaikru:

iampenbot:

theconqueeror:

lesbianrey:

corny teenage sitcom lesbians are valid

no gifs can do this scene justice

It’s so sweet and so corny/cheesy and totally something I would have done at that age.

Can we appreciate the fact that we never get this for lesbian couples…

This is what I’ve been waiting for! A lesbian relationship between teenagers that is portrait with all the innocence and cuteness and awkwardness that comes with being in your first relationship.

There is no drama over being gay or anything… this is just two teenagers being cute and awkward and precious just because they like each other.

(via cfsev)

lou162:

This will be updated when the new album is out!! 😊

Aries- NFWMB; Arsonist’s Lullabye

Taurus- To be alone; Work song

Gemini- Someone new

Cancer- Jackie and Wilson; My love will never die

Leo- Angel of small death and the codeine scene

Virgo- From Eden; Movement

Libra- Cherry wine

Scorpio- It will come back; In the woods somewhere; Moment’s silence (common tongue)

Sagittarius- Take me to church

Capricorn- In a week; Run; Almost (sweet music)

Aquarius- Foreigner’s God; Nina cried power

Pisces- Sedated; Shrike; Like real people do

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schmergo:

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

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